sweet love, come closer.

My name is Melanie. I like things simple, I like them sweet.

(via meowimperf)

(via meowimperf)

mstrkrftz:

The Island
by Ephraim Muller

(via meowimperf)

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

(via find-the-truth)

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

(via rneggy)

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(via meowimperf)

fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

troyesivanismyqueen:

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

perfection

(via cumfort)

newbyoes:

While the government destroys lives and wastes billions prosecuting marijuana, Colorado will raise $100 million this year by taxing it, $40 million of which will be used for new school construction. Finally, a bake sale that works.

newbyoes:

While the government destroys lives and wastes billions prosecuting marijuana, Colorado will raise $100 million this year by taxing it, $40 million of which will be used for new school construction. Finally, a bake sale that works.

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

(via tater-bites)

h0odrich:

THIS MAN IS WEARING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FLATS SO SHE COULD WEAR HIS FLIP FLOPS BECAUSE HER FEET HURT HE’S IN PUBLIC THATS LOVE HE A REAL ASS DUDE

h0odrich:

THIS MAN IS WEARING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FLATS SO SHE COULD WEAR HIS FLIP FLOPS BECAUSE HER FEET HURT HE’S IN PUBLIC THATS LOVE HE A REAL ASS DUDE

(via turtle-king)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(via madeoutofstardust)

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